Short people problem #36

When the Giants win the Superbowl.


Short people problem #35

"One size fits all" 

The clothing companies lied to us. 


Short people problem #34

Have a dream to be a professional basketball player? Yeah, that dream is crushed.


Short people problem #33

When you have heard every short joke ever but people still tell you them anyways.


Short people problem #32

You walk into a room and everyone is taller than you.

Oh wait. That’s every room you walk into.


Short people problem #24

dean-is-batman:

shortpeopleproblemzz:

You will forever be known as the walking arm rest.

OMG. I literally have a friend that calls me his “living arm rest”. 

NO WAY. CAN WE BE FRIENDS? Us short kids have to stick together.

(via thefaultinmyokays)


21 followers.

Sweet. That’s the legal age to drink. 

You know what the legal height is to be classified as a midget? 4’8.


Short people problem #31

You cry every time when you find out that the average height for a teen is 5’6


Short people problem #30

When you are both Italian and under 5 feet, you are known to be related to Snooki.


Short people problem #29

The game “Monkey in the middle” is never fair.


Short people problem #28

Songs such as Randy Newman’s “Short people” are extremely depressing.


Short people problem #27

Whenever you hug your friend, you always get a face filled with boobs.

Oh wait. This is actually a perk of being short ;)


Short people problem #26

Having to climb the counters to reach something high up a shelves. 


Short people problem #25

When you go on a date with an average height guy but on to other people it looks like he’s just a pedo preying on a young girl.


Short people problem #24

You will forever be known as the walking arm rest.