Short people problem #36

When the Giants win the Superbowl.


Short people problem #35

"One size fits all" 

The clothing companies lied to us. 


Short people problem #34

Have a dream to be a professional basketball player? Yeah, that dream is crushed.


Short people problem #33

When you have heard every short joke ever but people still tell you them anyways.


Short people problem #32

You walk into a room and everyone is taller than you.

Oh wait. That’s every room you walk into.


Short people problem #24

dean-is-batman:

shortpeopleproblemzz:

You will forever be known as the walking arm rest.

OMG. I literally have a friend that calls me his “living arm rest”. 

NO WAY. CAN WE BE FRIENDS? Us short kids have to stick together.

(via permanentjet-lag)


21 followers.

Sweet. That’s the legal age to drink. 

You know what the legal height is to be classified as a midget? 4’8.


Short people problem #31

You cry every time when you find out that the average height for a teen is 5’6


Short people problem #30

When you are both Italian and under 5 feet, you are known to be related to Snooki.


Short people problem #29

The game “Monkey in the middle” is never fair.


Short people problem #28

Songs such as Randy Newman’s “Short people” are extremely depressing.


Short people problem #27

Whenever you hug your friend, you always get a face filled with boobs.

Oh wait. This is actually a perk of being short ;)


Short people problem #26

Having to climb the counters to reach something high up a shelves. 


Short people problem #25

When you go on a date with an average height guy but on to other people it looks like he’s just a pedo preying on a young girl.


Short people problem #24

You will forever be known as the walking arm rest.