Short people problem #36
When the Giants win the Superbowl.
When the Giants win the Superbowl.
“One size fits all”
The clothing companies lied to us.
Have a dream to be a professional basketball player? Yeah, that dream is crushed.
When you have heard every short joke ever but people still tell you them anyways.
You walk into a room and everyone is taller than you.
Oh wait. That’s every room you walk into.
You will forever be known as the walking arm rest.
OMG. I literally have a friend that calls me his “living arm rest”.
NO WAY. CAN WE BE FRIENDS? Us short kids have to stick together.
(via waitingformytardis)
Sweet. That’s the legal age to drink.
You know what the legal height is to be classified as a midget? 4’8.
You cry every time when you find out that the average height for a teen is 5’6
When you are both Italian and under 5 feet, you are known to be related to Snooki.
The game “Monkey in the middle” is never fair.
Songs such as Randy Newman’s “Short people” are extremely depressing.
Whenever you hug your friend, you always get a face filled with boobs.
Oh wait. This is actually a perk of being short ;)
Having to climb the counters to reach something high up a shelves.
When you go on a date with an average height guy but on to other people it looks like he’s just a pedo preying on a young girl.
You will forever be known as the walking arm rest.
